Archive for March, 2008
Dudes, This Is Your Captain Speaking. . .
Dudes, I’m abandoning my resolution to stop saying dude so much – originally, I thought it made me sound too much like a character from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, but as a friend pointed out recently, the correct response when meeting someone who starred in that movie is to make out with them. Also, [...]
Posted: March 4th, 2008 under bill and ted's excellent adventure, captain, dude, dudes, movie, slang, speaking.
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Garfield Minus Garfield: The Analogy With U.S. Politics and Scratching Your Balls
There’s something about U.S. Foreign Policy that’s a bit off. “No, really,” you say, “wow, I thought we were just flouting international law with no possible repercussions because no one will ever have more power than we do.” But recently one perfect analogy of the
Posted: March 1st, 2008 under 2006, American, Italy, baby vs. maryland, barack, bible, biblical, big business, bipolar, candidates, chattel, clinton, clintons, common law, consent, counterpunch, court, crotch, forced marriage, garfield, garfield minus garfield, grabbing, happy feminist, hillary, huckabee, industry, international law, jon arbuckle, law, maryland, matt gonzales, mining, modern life, obama, penetration, perspective, politics, rape, rapist, ruling, saint, schizophrenia, scratching, sex, suburb, suburbia, virgin.
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